Would you Adam and Eve it?

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Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby MUSTAFALEEK » Oct 18th, 2018, 12:50 pm

If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman on earth, who did their sons (Cain and Abel) marry? The lies start at the very beginning of the fairy tale!
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby Ka-El » Oct 18th, 2018, 4:22 pm

MUSTAFALEEK wrote:If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman on earth, who did their sons (Cain and Abel) marry? The lies start at the very beginning of the fairy tale!

Without going into long explanations of how the bible is a book of stories, many used as metaphors (after all, who was actually around besides Adam and Eve when they were dancing in the garden), that were passed down from generation to generation through oral tradition until being put into words, it seems it is not only the fundamentalists who get themselves all tripped up over the effort to apply literal translations to metaphorical story-telling.

but yes, I will take some fries and a coke with that. :smt045
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby 1nick » Oct 18th, 2018, 6:34 pm

Maybe they mated with the apes.
It could also explain why we have Trump supporters.

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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby youjustcomplain » Oct 19th, 2018, 1:38 pm

MUSTAFALEEK wrote:If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman on earth, who did their sons (Cain and Abel) marry? The lies start at the very beginning of the fairy tale!


It's fiction. There is a much better understanding of how Obi-Wan disappeared when Darth Vader cut him down, than there is around time lines and logic found in the bible.

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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby Loki2u » Oct 21st, 2018, 2:30 pm

youjustcomplain wrote:
MUSTAFALEEK wrote:If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman on earth, who did their sons (Cain and Abel) marry? The lies start at the very beginning of the fairy tale!


It's fiction. There is a much better understanding of how Obi-Wan disappeared when Darth Vader cut him down, than there is around time lines and logic found in the bible.


Great- thanks for the spoiler! I haven't seen it yet!
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby youjustcomplain » Oct 22nd, 2018, 9:06 am

Loki2u wrote:Great- thanks for the spoiler! I haven't seen it yet!


Made my morning. thanks ! LOL
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby Queen K » Nov 26th, 2018, 2:36 pm

Interesting indeed.

Adam and Eve are only 10,000 years in the past?

And a huge extinction of species, ie dinosaurs happened before

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/did-a-m ... am-and-eve
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby alanjh595 » Nov 26th, 2018, 2:46 pm

1nick wrote:Maybe they mated with the apes.
It could also explain why we have Trump supporters.


Or the conspiracy theorists. Both groups gulp from the spittoon as they stand beside a creek of clean, cool, running, drinking water.
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby Davidjayjordan » Jun 30th, 2019, 12:01 am

MUSTAFALEEK wrote:If Adam and Eve were the first man and woman on earth, who did their sons (Cain and Abel) marry? The lies start at the very beginning of the fairy tale!


They married their sisters...

And then you will accuse the Lord of not having created single girls besides Eve...

And then you will attempt to accuse the Lord for a thousand other questions you don't want the answers to. You just love excuses. Buck up and just say you don't like the Lord and His LOVE nor His Salvation. Say you don't like how Jesus lived, or call Him a liar... but enough of these excusing excuses...
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby Btfsplck » Jul 22nd, 2019, 1:08 pm

They married their sisters...


Eww. That's kinda creepy.

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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby youjustcomplain » Jul 22nd, 2019, 2:12 pm

Davidjayjordan wrote:They married their sisters...

And then you will accuse the Lord of not having created single girls besides Eve...

And then you will attempt to accuse the Lord for a thousand other questions you don't want the answers to. You just love excuses. Buck up and just say you don't like the Lord and His LOVE nor His Salvation. Say you don't like how Jesus lived, or call Him a liar... but enough of these excusing excuses...


Seems unlikely that anyone would accuse a man who never existed for having not created something. The concept actually hurts to think about it.
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Re: Would you Adam and Eve it?

Postby capleton » Aug 1st, 2019, 4:20 pm

Yeah the Bible is full of incest.
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