Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

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Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby Hmmm » Dec 16th, 2018, 10:48 am



Pretty right on.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby Queen K » Dec 16th, 2018, 11:27 am

I guess you didn't see my Slay Christmas thread.

Darn it.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby 1nick » Dec 16th, 2018, 12:08 pm

God raped Mary and she birthed Jesus.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY! :130:
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby cutter7 » Dec 16th, 2018, 10:23 pm

Yes I did know it thanks to a jehovah witness who told me to look it up.
Thanks for ruining Christmas jehovahs and thanks to the Christians for time and a half pay every year.

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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby Omnitheo » Dec 17th, 2018, 1:23 am

cutter7 wrote:Yes I did know it thanks to a jehovah witness who told me to look it up.
Thanks for ruining Christmas jehovahs and thanks to the Christians for time and a half pay every year.


I think you mean thanks to the government.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby cutter7 » Dec 18th, 2018, 2:53 pm

Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .


Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby capleton » Dec 18th, 2018, 3:59 pm

cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .


Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?


Christians have not been able to quash the pagan festivities for the last 2000 years and Jesus was not born on the 25th.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby Glacier » Dec 18th, 2018, 5:05 pm

cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .


Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

The bible says no such thing.

P.S. https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/trees.shtml
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby 1nick » Dec 18th, 2018, 6:50 pm

I love Christmas. Especially this solid number.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby Queen K » Dec 18th, 2018, 7:15 pm

No idea what they are singing about Nick1, do you? Neyt?
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby 1nick » Dec 18th, 2018, 7:25 pm

Something something, white jesus looks good in adidas, something, visiting the apostle Malcolm in the UK after a brief stop in Kiev. Da!
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby cutter7 » Dec 19th, 2018, 4:52 am

Glacier wrote:
cutter7 wrote:Nope, thanks to the Christian's for deciding to celebrate jesus birthday in order to quash the pagan festivities .


Side question, why do churches put up Christmas trees when the bible says not to?

The bible says no such thing.

P.S. https://www.whychristmas.com/customs/trees.shtml


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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby 1nick » Dec 19th, 2018, 8:37 am

^ That’s the problem with you lot and your book. Twist it how you like to suit your agenda.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby capleton » Dec 19th, 2018, 8:39 pm

I thought Jebus supposedly made the laws of the Old Testament obsolete but you Christians quote the OT when it suits you, talk about cherry picking.
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Re: Of course Christmas is a lie. But you knew that, right?

Postby cutter7 » Dec 19th, 2018, 10:34 pm

[quote="1nick"]^ That’s the problem with you lot and your book. Twist it how you like to suit your agenda.
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How is anything being twisted?
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