On The Day I Die.
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On The Day I Die.
Four things are going to happen.
I am going to finish working on the house.
Will finally understand women.
Will know the meaning of life.
& I will die.
I am going to finish working on the house.
Will finally understand women.
Will know the meaning of life.
& I will die.
We're lost but we're making good time.
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Re: On The Day I Die.
Wow, that will be an enlightening day for you.
What if you're not quite ready, you know, there's that important Amazon package arriving the next day?
But if mentally you are ready, just not quite ready physically, here's your solution.
https://globalnews.ca/news/8431294/suic ... itzerland/
Suicide pods now legal in Switzerland, providing users with a painless death
Maybe you could order one by Amazon and hope it comes at the right time.
Btw, I've already solved one of those.

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Re: On The Day I Die.
Great news. Now we can climb into our own coffins and then die. Very efficient.
Btw. I have solved one of those too.
Btw. I have solved one of those too.

In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
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Re: On The Day I Die.
Understanding men isn't on there.

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Re: On The Day I Die.
You are correct. He wanted to understand women
Well, being one, I do.
Well, being one, I do.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
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Re: On The Day I Die.
I'm finished working on my house.
I_am_a_Canadian (with unacceptable views)
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Re: On The Day I Die.
Now all that’s left is to explain The Meaning of Life to that poor soul, I Think.
Monty Python might help here.
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards.
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
Mark Twain
“We live in an age when unnecessary things are our only necessities.”
Oscar Wilde
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Re: On The Day I Die.
And then I'll die?

But I still won't understand women.

So I'll go with #8. Stop breathing.
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Re: On The Day I Die.
Tho' I have been threatened with a slow & painful death on that fateful day, if the toilet seat is left up too often
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We're lost but we're making good time.