On The Day I Die.

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On The Day I Die.

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Four things are going to happen.
I am going to finish working on the house.
Will finally understand women.
Will know the meaning of life.
& I will die.
We're lost but we're making good time.
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I Think wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:43 am Four things are going to happen.
I am going to finish working on the house.
Will finally understand women.
Will know the meaning of life.
& I will die.
Wow, that will be an enlightening day for you.
What if you're not quite ready, you know, there's that important Amazon package arriving the next day?

But if mentally you are ready, just not quite ready physically, here's your solution.
https://globalnews.ca/news/8431294/suic ... itzerland/
Suicide pods now legal in Switzerland, providing users with a painless death

Maybe you could order one by Amazon and hope it comes at the right time.

Btw, I've already solved one of those. :biggrin:
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Great news. Now we can climb into our own coffins and then die. Very efficient.

Btw. I have solved one of those too. :biggrin:
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Catsumi wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 7:40 pm Great news. Now we can climb into our own coffins and then die. Very efficient.

Btw. I have solved one of those too. :biggrin:
Understanding men isn't on there. :biggrin:
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You are correct. He wanted to understand women

Well, being one, I do.
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Catsumi wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:03 pm You are correct. He wanted to understand women

Well, being one, I do.
I'm finished working on my house.
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bb49 wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:16 pm
Catsumi wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:03 pm You are correct. He wanted to understand women

Well, being one, I do.
I'm finished working on my house.
Now all that’s left is to explain The Meaning of Life to that poor soul, I Think.
Monty Python might help here.
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Catsumi wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:27 pm
bb49 wrote: Dec 8th, 2021, 8:16 pm
I'm finished working on my house.
Now all that’s left is to explain The Meaning of Life to that poor soul, I Think.
Monty Python might help here.
And then I'll die? :135:
But I still won't understand women. :200:
So I'll go with #8. Stop breathing.
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Tho' I have been threatened with a slow & painful death on that fateful day, if the toilet seat is left up too often
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