Porch Pirate foiled
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Porch Pirate foiled
Haven't had a laugh as big as I got from this one in a while. In Ontario .maybe a mod can help me post a link to the video.
How truly Canadian is the victim when near the end he first offers him a shovel and then later gives him advice on why he's stuck. Lol. Couldn't stop laughing. More reinforcements to the world that Canadians are good people.
Only thing that would have made me laugh more is if he blew his motor when he was revving it.
I wonder what the video would have looked like if this happened in a gun loving State like Texas or something. Probably wouldn't be something to laugh at
https://www.castanet.net/news/Canada/32 ... ng-to-flee
How truly Canadian is the victim when near the end he first offers him a shovel and then later gives him advice on why he's stuck. Lol. Couldn't stop laughing. More reinforcements to the world that Canadians are good people.
Only thing that would have made me laugh more is if he blew his motor when he was revving it.
I wonder what the video would have looked like if this happened in a gun loving State like Texas or something. Probably wouldn't be something to laugh at
https://www.castanet.net/news/Canada/32 ... ng-to-flee
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
Here ya go ... friend sent me the video early this morning.
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That's a classic!!
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O.M.G. That is actual, can't make this stuff up, comedy.
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
Another case of inadequate snow removal, the city should face huge penalties.
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
^^^Nice try, but homeowners always pile snow on the boulevard at the end of the driveway when cleaning the fluffy white stuff.
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
I maybe sorta kinda laughed my posterior off!
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
That's the best thing I've seen in a very long time.
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
But..but....he WAS wearing his mask!
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Sometimes masks have a dual purpose.Catsumi wrote:But..but....he WAS wearing his mask!
Remember when seeing someone walk into a bank wearing a mask raised concern ? Now it raises a concern if they don't.
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Re: Porch Pirate foiled
I applaud the video taker. The sheer patience it took to not go get a bat and have a "discussion" is amazing. The desire must have been huge.
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I laughed so hard I dribbled a bit.
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It appears rocket scientist criminal has left his getaway car in gear while attempting to remove that pesky snow. Best outcome would have been if the car would have got traction and run him over!! That would have been an absolute full on gut splitter depends filling moment. He needs to go to jail to get burgler schooling. All criminals are from the shallow end of the gene pool !!!
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