Bread is killing us!

[motorhomebabe]

How about bread in your pocket ?

[SILENCE]

this bread thread is a real slice.

[grammafreddy]

Y'all can eat bread ... I'm just gonna loaf around here watchin' ya.

[jaz301]

So there's these 2 loafs of bread in an oven.

They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.

And one of them yells "Damn, it's hot in here!"

And the other loaf of bread replies "Holy Crap, a talking loaf of bread!"

[Queen K]

I think someone's got their crust a little too crispy today.

[jaz301]

Anyone remember that short story called "burnt toast"?

[motorhomebabe]

No tell us.

[Piecemaker]

I'm burning to hear about it and will be browned off if you jam out.

[babybunnies]

hahahahahaha.

This is why I use PITA

[katzenjammer]

I only eat cake!

[Queen K]

I only eat cake!

Come up with a bread joke you loafer.

[Bsuds]

Maybe it's not killing us maybe it's a yeast infection.

[SILENCE]

I Wonder if I can rise to the upper crust, or will I just end up a Dempsters diver? I'm no loafer, but if I can't get off my buns and shed my ingrained desire to get baked, I'm toast any way you slice it.

[jaz301]

Some 1 must have a really big oven and a big piece of burnt toast because there is smoke throughout the whole valley.

[grammafreddy]

The proof is probably in the bread pudding.