Mark Johnson - Council Candidate

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usquebaugh
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Re: Mark Johnson (aka FunkyBunch) for Kelowna Councilor

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So you decided not to run?
Where oh where’d my body go?
Africa or Mexico?
Where or where’d my body go?
Where’d my body go?
Have you seen my ghost?
Staring at the ground?
Have you seen my ghost?
Sick of those *bleep* clouds
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FunkyBunch
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Re: Mark Johnson (aka FunkyBunch) for Kelowna Councilor

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No I can't. I don't know if I'll have a job this time next year. Especially one so flexible. I hope conditions are more favorable for the next election.
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Re: Mark Johnson (aka FunkyBunch) for Kelowna Councilor

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I haven' met one Kelowna councilor, nor Mayor who is interested in addressing the concerns of the general public, they tend to do whatever they want!

New Laws are needed
Existing Laws and By-laws need to be severly enforced
Single Family homes mean single family, no more suites! Ban them!
New Curfew needed for punks
New Speeding/Traffic/Muffler/Noise Laws needed and heavily enforced!(like Ontario and the USA)
A new Municipal Police force is needed(funded by Traffic Fines)
Constant Police patrol in all residential area's
New Carbon tax for people using Gas guzzlers as daily drivers(Insurance cost x 5)
A council that can be reached between the hours of 8-5 p.m.
A city Hall that houses workers that can be reached from 8-5 p.m. with answers
By-law and Police officers response time less then 5 minutes for any complaint day or night
New Drug use/possession laws: Loose your ride/home depending on where you are caught
Lower Property taxes(based on age increments instead of just seniors)
Control Kelowna gasoline prices(no rip off artists allowed)
Ban cell phone use in public and while driving
Install Redlight camera's at all intersections and stop signs
Install Photo Radar on all major roadways(every second block)
Ban Loud Boats, Bikes, Vehicles completely!
Make more residential streets "NO THRU ROADS"
Mandatory vehicle inspections yearly(discounted Insurance rates for quiet, mechanically sound vehicles)

Then concentrate on everything else!

Someone clean this friggin City up
What a friggin out of control mess!

And the previous Council and Mayor thinks they are really doing something!
Fire the whole works Immediately!
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Crying-Angel
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Re: Mark Johnson (aka FunkyBunch) for Kelowna Councilor

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Struts 'N' Stuff Auto wrote:I haven' met one Kelowna councilor, nor Mayor who is interested in addressing the concerns of the general public, they tend to do whatever they want!

New Laws are needed
Existing Laws and By-laws need to be severly enforced
Single Family homes mean single family, no more suites! Ban them!
Not Likely
New Curfew needed for punks
again, not likely...some punks actually have jobs
New Speeding/Traffic/Muffler/Noise Laws needed and heavily enforced!(like Ontario and the USA)Nope
A new Municipal Police force is needed(funded by Traffic Fines)
you think that will cover the cost? seriously?
Constant Police patrol in all residential area's
sure, no problem
New Carbon tax for people using Gas guzzlers as daily drivers(Insurance cost x 5)
just WOW!
A council that can be reached between the hours of 8-5 p.m.
ummm, what about the work they have to do between those hours?
A city Hall that houses workers that can be reached from 8-5 p.m. with answers
By-law and Police officers response time less then 5 minutes for any complaint day or night
You have got to be kidding right?
New Drug use/possession laws: Loose your ride/home depending on where you are caught I can agree with that
Lower Property taxes(based on age increments instead of just seniors)
that would be nice, but won't happen
Control Kelowna gasoline prices(no rip off artists allowed)
we can only dream
Ban cell phone use in public and while driving
driving I'll give you BUT in public? You mean I won't even be able to sit in my car in the parking lot and phone my kids?
Install Redlight camera's at all intersections and stop signs
How are you going to pay for this?
Install Photo Radar on all major roadways(every second block)
again where is the $$$ coming from
Ban Loud Boats, Bikes, Vehicles completely! :200:
Make more residential streets "NO THRU ROADS"
Mandatory vehicle inspections yearly(discounted Insurance rates for quiet, mechanically sound vehicles)
and how much will this cost everyone?
Then concentrate on everything else!
You mean like rapes, murder, domestic abuse calls etc

Someone clean this friggin City up
Nobody is stopping you from throwing yourself into the ring.
What a friggin out of control mess!

And the previous Council and Mayor thinks they are really doing something!
Fire the whole works Immediately!
Sometimes the thoughts in
my head actually get out...

This is rarely a good thing
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Re: Mark Johnson (aka FunkyBunch) for Kelowna Councilor

Post by Struts 'N' Stuff Auto »

I could easily write 100 tickets a day for speeding and running stop signs without going any further than 3 blocks from home in any direction, the fines should be increased to $500 for the first offence, $1000 for the next until you get 3 in one year and you lose your license for a year and have to take a mandatory driving test for beginners!

I hope that answers some of your questions
Sorry for being off topic so to speak!

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