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Election humour

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Time for some laughter instead of the endless arguing about which party should win. I know, it's been said over and over and over that there's only one party worthy and if you cast your ballot for someone else, you're short a few bricks. Lighten up folks.

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Those were good - when I saw the thread title I thought this was just yet another attempt to spam that thoroughly unfunny S___Harperdid.com site. Thanks for the laughs!!
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The biggest joke of all is on us, we voted him in to power.
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Now now, keep it light :sunshine:

Those are quite funny!
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Nibs wrote:The biggest joke of all is on us, we voted him in to power.


I agree - I just hope that this time someone runs a strong enough candidate in his riding that Layton loses his seat this election and the NDP can be swept into the dustbin of Canadian political history where they belong.

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Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Don't take my silence to mean I've agreed with you; I easily could've just lost interest in explaining how wrong you are.
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Don't take my silence to mean I've agreed with you; I easily could've just lost interest in explaining how wrong you are.
History doesn't repeat itself, but it often rhymes.
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Omg love the ordinary canadians with ordinary leaves that need to be ordinarily raked!
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Also really enjoying the possibility of free maple syrup if I vote!
We should do that....
Fake maple syrup for those who can't have sugar of course.
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Michael Ignatieff Monument Committee

A committee has been formed to raise $5,000,000 for a monument of Michael Ignatieff
They originally wanted to put it on Mt. Rushmore since he spent so much time in the USA but they discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.

They then decided to erect a statue of Mike in the Quebec Hall Of Fame since he loves that province more than all the others combined.

They were certainly in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed.

It was not proper to place it beside the statue of Sir John A MacDonald, who never told a lie, nor beside Pierre Trudeau who never told the truth, since he could never tell the difference.

They finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Liberal the world has ever known.
He left on a journey not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he didn't know where he was.
He returned home not knowing where he had been, and he did it all on somebody else's money.
A Sincere Thank You from the Ignatieff Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far.
Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Guess which leader this is?

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This one is easy...

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But 10 bonus points if you can figure out who this guy is:

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Answers at: http://www.vintagevoter.ca
Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.
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Why that's Jack, of course! The 'stache is a dead giveaway!
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Why that's Jack, of course! The 'stache is a dead giveaway!



Good job! 10 points! :sunshine:
Justin Trudeau summed up by Stephen LeDrew:

Cockwomble: a person prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or inappropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of his own wisdom and importance.

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