Doctor Word Game
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Amputate and move on.
Blonde.
Blonde.
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Pull it off and toss in lake (fishing anyone?)
Attacked by Swan.
Attacked by Swan.
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Kill and cook,,, Mmmm supper!mee-mo87 wrote:Pull it off and toss in lake (fishing anyone?)
Attacked by Swan.
Bite by snake
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Find the hottest guy in the area to suck out the poison
Choking on a grape
Choking on a grape
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Again, find the best looking gentleman to give you the "hind-lick" maneuver.
Stapled thumb to gutter putting up Xmas lights
Stapled thumb to gutter putting up Xmas lights
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Pull it out the way it went in. Go get a tetanus shot.
Inhaled too much hairspray.
Inhaled too much hairspray.
Some people develop a wishbone where their backbone should be.
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Drink Coke and don't burp near open flame.
Slipped and Broke Hip
Slipped and Broke Hip
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Re: Doctor Word Game
push the button and cry "help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!"
smoking while on oxygen leads to 2nd degree facial burns and loss of eyebrows
smoking while on oxygen leads to 2nd degree facial burns and loss of eyebrows
I haven't failed until I quit.
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Cover burns with Cotton and draw on new eyebrows.
Stuck fingers inbetween oven and its door-- loss of feeling and fingerprints
Stuck fingers inbetween oven and its door-- loss of feeling and fingerprints
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Steal all you can. No prints to leave behind
Bee stinger left in finger
Bee stinger left in finger
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Pull it out-- you showed that Bee who's Boss.
Multiple Lacerations from Vicious Kitty; profusely bleeding
Multiple Lacerations from Vicious Kitty; profusely bleeding
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Super glue wounds closed and Buy a big dog to eat cat
Froze tongue to a metal pole
Froze tongue to a metal pole
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Re: Doctor Word Game
Kick out window, climb out and grab lunatic who set fire to car and toss him in.
Hit over head by homemade Stanley Cup by a Giant Bear.
Hit over head by homemade Stanley Cup by a Giant Bear.