Pastor talks about rapture for 1,000th time

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Do they really still talk about the rapture? I thought it was all music, dating, business and bingo.
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Thinktank wrote: We need a miracle.

Someone here certainly needs a miracle.

Discuss.
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They talk about it cause there' s no money in it for them to talk about peoples fat butts.
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steven lloyd wrote:Someone here certainly needs a miracle.

Discuss.

Sitting on one's fat butt in a church probably means too many sweets and cream with coffee afterwards in the meeting room. It would be a miracle to see said people stand on their own two feet for a change.
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cream never made anyone fat.

In fact, a huge bowl of raspberries and loads of organic whipping cream is part of my new super successful
losing weight program.

Chemicals in food is what makes people fat. especially msg.
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^ there - lose lots of weight. eat that for breakfast three times/week.
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Thinktank wrote:cream never made anyone fat.

Says what dietician?
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Thinktank wrote:cream never made anyone fat.

In fact, a huge bowl of raspberries and loads of organic whipping cream is part of my new super successful
losing weight program.

Chemicals in food is what makes people fat. especially msg.

Maybe this thread should be merged with all the other ones about diet religion and msg - anything else?
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Thinktank wrote:Why do the preachers waste so much time on the rapture, and not a word about losing
weight and improving health.

Because that's what gyms are for?
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jimmy4321 wrote:They talk about it cause there' s no money in it for them to talk about peoples fat butts.


Exactly. How many will put money in the basket to be told..."yer fat, go forth and stop eating and exercise"!
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I was divinely inspired to go one this 30 day diet. It really works. I've lost 10 days already.
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nation against nation
kingdom against kingdom
famine
earthquakes

the end is near.

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morris cerullo says "these things shall be preached around the world and then the end shall come"

so, just when people learn how to be good, the world explodes. all these years people were bad,
the world never exploded.
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Morris Cerullo says to learn the parable of the fig tree. when his branch is yet tender and putteth
forth leaves you know summer is near. then he says Israel is God's fig tree. So Israel will tell us when the end of the world is near, somehow. I'm still not exactly sure how.

Morris Cerullo copied Wm Branham without giving Branham credit for it (plagiarism) . Branham said "The nation of Israel is God's timepiece."

"America's on her downward move right now. She will never come back again. She's gone. That's right. She's been gone since 1956 when she condemned and turned away God from the great revival hours"

http://www.biblebelievers.org.au/bb940715.htm
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You mentioned a fig tree - maybe incorporating figs in a diet will help to lose weight.
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