I need people to join my new religion
- V-Rated
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Way too many religions out there to join, and too many in fact that many are becoming athiest!
Seriously dude, you need to change the brand of glue you are sniffing!
~V~
Seriously dude, you need to change the brand of glue you are sniffing!
~V~
~Each morning I wake, my feet touch the floor, Satan shudders and says, *bleep*! She's awake!~
- sobrohusfat
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Thinktank wrote:Judas. There is a lot we can learn from him.
...but, can we draw a cartoon of your profit ?
(HA - see what i did there?)
Look TT, for $90 you can get your very own bag of 30 pieces of replica silver coins:
https://www.coinreplicas.com/shekel-of- ... -of-silver
Then you can put in on top of an altar and bow to it 5 times daily.
The adventure continues...
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Once in every Muslim's lifetime he must make a trip to Mecca and throw stones at the devil - waste of time.
Christians teach themselves it's not wise to store up too much money, but they all do the exact opposite,
and on Jesus birthday, Christians go on a crazy $billion dollar spending spree.
And everyone knows what Jews think about money. They like it. A lot.
So why don't we just all admit Moneyism is the only true religion on earth. I will never lie to people and try
tell them loving money is bad. I will teach people how to manage their love of money for good results.
At age five - all kids in my religion must be taught about gold coins. We will even sing songs about gold coins.
And everyone will own at least one 'real' gold coin.
Christians teach themselves it's not wise to store up too much money, but they all do the exact opposite,
and on Jesus birthday, Christians go on a crazy $billion dollar spending spree.
And everyone knows what Jews think about money. They like it. A lot.
So why don't we just all admit Moneyism is the only true religion on earth. I will never lie to people and try
tell them loving money is bad. I will teach people how to manage their love of money for good results.
At age five - all kids in my religion must be taught about gold coins. We will even sing songs about gold coins.
And everyone will own at least one 'real' gold coin.
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- Poindexter
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Instead of a first communion you purchase your child their first blue chip stock. Instead of lighting a candle as a prayer for someone you contribute to charity in their name. Instead of confession of sins you admit to overspending and count coins instead of beads. Instead of jihad against infidel you assault debt and balance your books. Instead of going to Church each Sunday you spend a couple hours assessing your investment portfolio and or career options. Instead of contributing to a basket you contribute to your own retirement plans.
I like it thinktank, add me as a devout worshipper. Just don't count on any contributions because of course, that would be a sin.
I like it thinktank, add me as a devout worshipper. Just don't count on any contributions because of course, that would be a sin.
Remember: Humans are 99% chimp.
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It's true. The money scriptures - which I will be writing next week - clearly
state " IT IS A SIN TO DONATE ANY MONEY TO MONEYISM RELIGION, AND ANYONE CAUGHT
DOING SO WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED FASTER THAN A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS WHO IS CAUGHT
SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY" But I am also the pope of my new religion, which means I have the power
to forgive sins on earth. Anyone who donates at least $100 to my religion, will quickly be forgiven
of that horrible crime.
state " IT IS A SIN TO DONATE ANY MONEY TO MONEYISM RELIGION, AND ANYONE CAUGHT
DOING SO WILL BE EXCOMMUNICATED FASTER THAN A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS WHO IS CAUGHT
SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY" But I am also the pope of my new religion, which means I have the power
to forgive sins on earth. Anyone who donates at least $100 to my religion, will quickly be forgiven
of that horrible crime.
WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
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- Bsuds
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
So you claim it's a sin to donate but want people to donate to you!
So which is it?
Either I'm confused or you're nuts...I vote for the latter.
So which is it?
Either I'm confused or you're nuts...I vote for the latter.
My Wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was?
Apparently "Robin Hood All Purpose" was the wrong answer!
Apparently "Robin Hood All Purpose" was the wrong answer!
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Any guy who is a member of the Church of Money who gives money away to another person
has sinned bad.
But how can I start a new religion without donations? I want people to give donations
and I will quickly forgive them.
It's simple.
has sinned bad.
But how can I start a new religion without donations? I want people to give donations
and I will quickly forgive them.
It's simple.
WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
- Fancy
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Doesn't GoFundMe already exist?
Truths can be backed up by facts - do you have any?
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
^ go count 1,000 coins until you learn to repent.
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WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
- Thinktank
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Religions can be strange sometimes. For example the bible says:
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
With my religion - Moneyism - you really have to hate everyone else, when you love money.
Moneyism has many similarities to Christianity.
Luke 14:26
If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.
With my religion - Moneyism - you really have to hate everyone else, when you love money.
Moneyism has many similarities to Christianity.
WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
I think we should all vote to fill the position of Pastor Castanut. Any nominations?
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Christianity has 'Jesus on the cross.' It's all wrong. Do you know how many times I heard a pastor say
how wonderful it was Jesus died for us. That's illogical. It's not wonderful someone dies for someone else.
It's much better the sinner smartens up. No one needs to die.
Anyway, in all my Money churches, I want a huge poster, at the front of the church,
about 12' high, of my hero - George Soros. He represents everything I like. Everything anyone
whjo worships money would like. He's the greatest.
^ that poster will go front of the church.
how wonderful it was Jesus died for us. That's illogical. It's not wonderful someone dies for someone else.
It's much better the sinner smartens up. No one needs to die.
Anyway, in all my Money churches, I want a huge poster, at the front of the church,
about 12' high, of my hero - George Soros. He represents everything I like. Everything anyone
whjo worships money would like. He's the greatest.
^ that poster will go front of the church.
WHEN WILL WESTERN WAR PIGS WIND THIS UKRAINIAN GENOCIDE DOWN?????????????
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
"Fisman's Fraud" - most important Canadian book of 2024. covid fear tactics of fraudulent scientist David Fisman - misinformation distributed by U of Toronto researchers.
- steven lloyd
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Thinktank wrote: I will never lie to people ...
Starting when ?
- sobrohusfat
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Re: I need people to join my new religion
Herbie Mann - Battle Hymn of the Republic - Full version:
The adventure continues...
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."
No good story ever started with; "So i stayed home."