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dirtybiker
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Male Logic

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Woman; Do you drink beer?
Man; Yes.
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about three.
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5,00 which includes a tip.
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman; So $15.00 a day is $450.00 a month and $5400.00 a year?
Man; Correct.
Woman; $5400.00 a year over 20 years is $108,000.00 correct?
Man; Correct.
Woman; If you didn't drink you could have bought an airplane.
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No.
Man; Where's your airplane?
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Re: Male Logic

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In her shoe closet.
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Re: Male Logic

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Queen K wrote:In her shoe closet.


Perfect. :up:
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Re: Male Logic

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Those would be PF Flyers?
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Re: Male Logic

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I read the subject headline... Didn't realize those two words went together!?
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