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Male Logic
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dirtybiker
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Male Logic
Woman; Do you drink beer?
Man; Yes.
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about three.
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5,00 which includes a tip.
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman; So $15.00 a day is $450.00 a month and $5400.00 a year?
Man; Correct.
Woman; $5400.00 a year over 20 years is $108,000.00 correct?
Man; Correct.
Woman; If you didn't drink you could have bought an airplane.
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No.
Man; Where's your airplane?
Man; Yes.
Woman; How many beers a day?
Man; Usually about three.
Woman; How much do you pay per beer?
Man; $5,00 which includes a tip.
Woman; And how long have you been drinking?
Man; About 20 years, I suppose.
Woman; So $15.00 a day is $450.00 a month and $5400.00 a year?
Man; Correct.
Woman; $5400.00 a year over 20 years is $108,000.00 correct?
Man; Correct.
Woman; If you didn't drink you could have bought an airplane.
Man; Do you drink beer?
Woman; No.
Man; Where's your airplane?
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"
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Queen K
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Re: Male Logic
In her shoe closet.
Spend some time and money on establishing an Estate plan, a Legal Will, your wishes and who is the Executor. Watch Grant of Probate videos. Understand the process to help yourself and loved ones.
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dirtybiker
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Re: Male Logic
Queen K wrote:In her shoe closet.
Perfect.
"Don't 'p' down my neck then tell me it's raining!"
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Bsuds
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Re: Male Logic
Those would be PF Flyers?
You should always treat those with mental illness with compassion, but you shouldn't elect them president twice
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perspicacious
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Re: Male Logic
I read the subject headline... Didn't realize those two words went together!?
Sell your cleverness and buy bewilderment.