I need a haircut

[normaM]

Queen, you have curly hair, cut it upside down, no combing it down
wash, head down, only the ends

[normaM]

soon I will be able to catch fish like the birds do
Think " The Highway Man"
You could hear him a mile away

[Queen K]

Upside down? I get vertigo if I do anything like that. It's going to be, in a chair, "cut it straight, no straighter." I did once have a hair cut in London where I had wanted it at three inches all around because the pollution was impossible to wash out otherwise.

[normaM]

no, just wash it, tip your head forward. No comb, cut the ends. A comb pulls the curls

[Queen K]

Might do just that. My hair does what it wants anyways.

[Bsuds]

I have very short (almost bald) hair. I do my own. I have electric clippers with a built in vacuum hair catcher.

Works great!

[stuphoto]

Might do just that. My hair does what it wants anyways.

The men in my ex girlfriends culture actually do learn how to style their womens hair, and I would have had to learn if we had gotten married.
However I think that is more for financial reasons. She grew up in what we call a third world country.

You never know know, Mr. K may do a good job. At least put in an honest effort, if he knows what is good for him him.

[Queen K]

Bsuds - Vacuum? I'm going to donate my locks to the birds, see it they'll weave it into their nests.

@Stupho "know what's good for him"?? He does all the cooking and I want to enjoy it. So ummm

[Bsuds]

Might do just that. My hair does what it wants anyways.

The men in my ex girlfriends culture actually do learn how to style their womens hair, and I would have had to learn if we had gotten married.
However I think that is more for financial reasons. She grew up in what we call a third world country.

You never know know, Mr. K may do a good job. At least put in an honest effort, if he knows what is good for him him.

I color my Wife's hair.

[Queen K]

We are bording on True Confessions.

[normaM]

so wet, no combing, trim it up. If you pull curly hair... bad bad
We might as well go to Sudsy place to get a colour

[MalaPropina]

I've talked to a few hairdressers lately. Every single one I've talked to is okay with the shut down. They are literally inches away from people's faces. They don't want to risk their health, possibly their lives so Johnny Bravo can get a haircut. Maybe there are some doing cuts on the sly out of their homes, but its unethical considering the current state of the health crisis.

A couple of hairdressers told me they've had clients track down personal phone numbers or contacted then via Messenger begging to come to their homes . How ignorant.

[alanjh595]

I color my Wife's hair.

That what she says, time to get away from the Grey shades, don't you think. She was a brunette before she married you.

[oneh2obabe]

@Stupho "know what's good for him"?? He does all the cooking and I want to enjoy it. So ummm

Have him watch this video for tips on how to keep breathing after he picks up the scissors

[GordonH]

Only so many perfect heads, on the rest hair was planted.