Headlines that make you go...Hmmmmmmmmm...

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"Military To Fly Old Planes"

Ummm, would't the correct headline be "New SAR Aircraft Orders Delayed"? :135:

https://www.castanet.net/news/Canada/30 ... w-aircraft
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A number of years ago there was a video going around of a TV news site.

Apparently the weatherman had promised six inches of snow that night. So the next day, after it hadn't snowed, the female news anchor says to the weatherman,

"What happened to those six inches you promised me last night?"
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Apparently, driving a Ford Ranger now makes you a "truck driver"

https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/3 ... -red-light

Truck driver runs red light
Dashcam footage captures truck driver running red light
Laura Brookes - Aug 5, 2020 / 4:00 am | Story: 307044


:135:
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Since it happens all the time wonder why this made the News?
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OKkayak wrote:Apparently, driving a Ford Ranger now makes you a "truck driver"

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Yay, they corrected the headline! Guess the protests outside of Castanet worked [icon_lol2.gif]

https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/3 ... -stop-sign
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https://www.castanet.net/edition/news-s ... htm#313805
Human-remains-found-floating-in-recycling-bin-off-Kits-Point-in-Vancouver

And in the story,
“We are asking property managers for multi-dwelling buildings and local residents to check their recycling and garbage rooms to see if any large, blue, wheeled recycling containers are missing",

Hmmmmmmmm, shouldn't they be asking if any persons are missing?
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This one definitely made me go hmmm, as I laughed hilariously.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... ation.html

'Widows a speciality, spinsters delighted': 'Percy Long Prong' calling card offering sex for 10 shillings an hour with 'bubble shake', whips and 'french tickler' as extras is found under house floorboards

Are there any Percy Long Prongs for women nowadays?
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If you go down in the woods today, you're sure of a bloody surprise,

https://globalnews.ca/news/7412779/cann ... l-surgery/

Two men have been charged in Oklahoma for allegedly illegally castrating a victim they had lured into the woods after the 28-year-old answered an online ad for discounted gender-affirming surgery. :200:

All you can do is shake your head in disbelief.
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https://globalnews.ca/news/7479304/utah ... -monolith/
Mysterious metal object found in Utah desert
This bring back memories of a thought provoking movie. :hailjo:
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Nice to know, what else were they planning on doing? [icon_lol2.gif]

https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/3 ... orm#319830
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just popping in wrote: Nice to know, what else were they planning on doing? [icon_lol2.gif]

https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/3 ... orm#319830
Here’s a good idea....
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The picture contributed sure doesn't fit the story.

https://www.castanet.net/news/Salmon-Ar ... Arm#322418

No one could find a picture of an F-150 ?
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This one gave me pause.

https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/23/politics ... index.html

"Two former Trump officials to be investigated for posting papers denying climate change" is the headline.

What is the real story? They used government stamped paper without their bosses official approval.
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I in 13 Americans have covid, but

One in FIVE Americans has an STI.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... ge-24.html

So stay 6 feet apart and guaranteed STI will go away. Not so sure about covid.
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