Naked Man Strolls Down The Street

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https://www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna/3 ... in-Kelowna

Ain't it a wonder, as they say. Ain't it a wonder that some able bodied man didn't teach this person a lesson about manners!!
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Somebody lost a bet.
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Article says he was all wet, like he'd just been swimming in the lake.

Maybe someone stole his stuff!

Well, not *all* of his stuff apparently... :D
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Perhaps his speedo fell off during his swim.
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He's carrying a white plastic bag or something. Was he doing his laundry in the lake?

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I hear the homeless camp does not supply washer and dryers (YET) lol so he was downtown and did his laundry and now is on his way back to his tent.. he is heading to Richter Street and Weddell Place. for the afternoon nap... etc
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He’s living his best life [icon_lol2.gif]
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Jeepers.. in most of Europe , this would NEVER be in the NEWS.
Yet here we are , lagging behind a lot of the rest of the world....
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One way to beat the heat - going for a swim and a leisurely stroll in your birthday suit.
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Saves on laundry costs. [icon_lol2.gif]
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If ya got it, flaunt it.

...And maybe he's got it, but we'll never know because someone had to get to work.

"What is going on here? There were women and children on the street. I was going to drive around front and take a picture but I had to get to work."
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Honestly, sometimes people need to just mind their business. Not everything warrants a photo and a news article.
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whatwhat wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:13 pm Honestly, sometimes people need to just mind their business. Not everything warrants a photo and a news article.
Embarrassed by the situation he found himself in, the man hid his junk behind a white bag that he carried in his right hand while he hurried along the sidewalk, using parked cars as cover, until he was able to find solace in his own vehicle just before driving away.

Oh wait, no, that's not correct.

Drawing as much attention to himself as possible, the man walked freely down the middle of the street, holding a white bag in his outstretched right hand, so as not to hide any part of his body.

...But maybe y'all should mind your own business and definitely DON'T have any internet fun with this light-hearted article, you must be serious all the time.
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Is his name Johnson?
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mexi cali wrote: Aug 13th, 2021, 2:38 pm Is his name Johnson?
We'll never know if his name is Johnson or John (for short) because someone had to get to work.

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