I'm just testing.....first new topic

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Howlinwolf
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I'm just testing.....first new topic

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So a guy goes for his first checkup with a new doctor. The doctor begins with the usual examination of chest, ears, eyes throat and listens to his heart.

The doctor says, "well I can tell you one thing right now. You'll have to stop masturbating."

They guy looks puzzled and asks why?

The doctor says, " because I'm trying to take your blood pressure.
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Re: I'm just testing.....first new topic

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Went for my first prostrate examination Friday last week.

Doctor tells me to gear down to my underwear, and I can place my clothes on the bed. From behind I hear ok, Bob don't you get a hard on now.

I turned about and told him my name is not Bob. He said, yes I know that's my name!!
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