The Castanet Gab-O-Rama

[Lady tehMa]

Awww - sorry to hear (on both fronts - freezer should never be empty).

[Babba_not_Gump]

Awww - sorry to hear (on both fronts - freezer should never be empty).

Yesterday I looked,
Hey, there's no baking in the freezer, NO CINNAMON BUNS!

She must have been consumed with guilt,

[Babba_not_Gump]

Back to the health topic, so far I've avoided what pretty well everyone else became infected with.
We're down to one bed so I made my wife sleep on the couch for the past two nights.
It's working, I'm healthy.

[Bsuds]

I made my wife sleep on the couch for the past two nights.
It's working, I'm healthy.

I suspect once she's feeling better you will be in trouble for that and she will never forget!

[normaM]

flu or those wieners?

[The_quiet_one]

flu or those wieners?

[Babba_not_Gump]

flu or those wieners?

I ate the REAL wieners, the beef ones. Everyone else ate those veggie, turkey, chicken things.
Serves em right. As I am now the last one standing

[Babba_not_Gump]

I made my wife sleep on the couch for the past two nights.
It's working, I'm healthy.

I suspect once she's feeling better you will be in trouble for that and she will never forget!

She's staying on the couch until we move.
If not, I'll fake it, sit and watch her pack up the rest of the house.

[Bsuds]

She's staying on the couch until we move.
If not, I'll fake it, sit and watch her pack up the rest of the house.

Good plan! You can't do it right anyway so why try.

[seewood]

Anyone seen my wife's car keys? She seems to have lost both sets. (again)

[Bsuds]

Anyone seen my wife's car keys? She seems to have lost both sets. (again)

Did you check in the car?

That's where my daughter always leaves hers. (That's how it got stolen)

[seewood]

^^ She found one set in the magazine basket in the reading room ??

I looked in the fridge, but nothing.

[Babba_not_Gump]

I suspect once she's feeling better you will be in trouble for that and she will never forget!

She's staying on the couch until we move.
If not, I'll fake it, sit and watch her pack up the rest of the house.

No need to fake it. The mighty has fallen.

[oneh2obabe]

Over packaging is getting out of hand. Received a shipment from Amazon last evening - just got around to opening this huge box that was left on my deck.

Ok - carton contained 4 items - 1 measured 15-1/4" x 3-7/8" x 1-5/8", 1 measured 4-3/4" x 4-3/4" x 1-5/8" and the other 2 measured 7" x 3-3/8" x 3/4".

One would think the carton they were shipped in would be the right size, right? Wrong! Frigging carton measured 40-1/4" x 11" x 3-3/4". Only good thing is I now have a good size carton for all the other boxes that will be broken down for recycling.

[Glacier]

I know, eh! Can you imagine the extra cost?

I ordered a fuse for my dishwasher. The actual parts box was 1 inch by 1 inch by 4.

The Amazon box was huge.