God and amputees

[petrarch]

I apologize if this has already been posted, I couldn't find it on the forum. Fantastic website!

http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com

[Wet-Net]

Thanks for posting

[Mr Danksworth]

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[Mr Danksworth]

I apologize if this has already been posted, I couldn't find it on the forum. Fantastic website!

http://www.whydoesgodhateamputees.com

I asked this question to a poster a few months ago, the replies were priceless. It included a story about a friend of a friend who told a friend that jesus made a limb grow back....good times. You can't make this crap up, they do it all on their own.


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3. I do know of one instance where God healed an amputee. A good friends of mine knows someone who was out on the streets talking with people about JEsus and praying for them. His group met a person who was missing most of an arm and they felt compelled to pray for him. As they asked Jesus for healing, they watched the mans arm grow back.
I have heard this story from my friend and also read about it in a report that this man she knows wrote about his experience. However, I did not see this with my own eyes. I only hope that the guy was telling the complete truth and not making it up to make himself look good.
Irregardless, if I have had the experiences that I have...I believe that God is capable of healing amputees...even if he hasn't much in the past.

[petrarch]

Wow...pretty hard to argue against such solid proof. You would think that it would be pretty easy to document an arm growing back. Surely a doctor or some government agency was aware that this friend of a friend was an amputee and it would be pretty easy to demonstrate that he now had a full and functioning arm. I am sure Oprah would pay big money to be the first to interview this guy!

[AlanH]

I saw a guy the other day who's sister talked to a guys nephew that visited with a dude from a place that housed a man who's brother knew the actual lady that went out with the father of the man that knew a woman who was the actual sister of the uncle of the guy that knows someone that was busy taking pictures of chem trails, who was out on the streets at the exact same time that a guy was talking with people about Jesus and praying for them in order to heal their amputations.

The guy was quite clear in saying that stepsonwater is completely full of s***, an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, nor does it equate to an arm. He thinks that he must have had his story mixed up.

[katzenjammer]

I saw a guy the other day who's sister talked to a guys nephew that visited with a dude from a place that housed a man who's brother knew the actual lady that went out with the father of the man that knew a woman who was the actual sister of the uncle of the guy that knows someone that was busy taking pictures of chem trails, who was out on the streets at the exact same time that a guy was talking with people about Jesus and praying for them in order to heal their amputations.

The guy was quite clear in saying that stepsonwater is completely full of s***, an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, nor does it equate to an arm. He thinks that he must have had his story mixed up.

[Phoenix Within]

an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, nor does it equate to an arm.

Of course not... everyone knows it's a leg.

[AlanH]

an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, nor does it equate to an arm.

Of course not... everyone knows it's a leg.

Correct, that is what made his story so unbelievable.

[steven lloyd]

..., an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, ...

Does that mean I should thank Jesus for Viagra ???

[Mr Danksworth]

Nope, the pharmacologists made viagra. Jesus has nothing to do with it. Actually I think jesus hates viagra, becuse it leads to sex, and we all know how much churches love sex....









unless it's with children, then it's OK.

[AlanH]

..., an erection does not qualify as a limb growing back, ...

Does that mean I should thank Jesus for Viagra ???

Why not? Religious folk seem to thank him for pretty much everything anyhow.