Been touched by His noodley appendage?

[Born_again]

I think it's about time that we opened our minds a little further and dish out some FSM wisdom.

For anyone that is unfamiliar with the Flying Spaghetti Monster(FSM), do not be alarmed! He is most certainly aware of you, and he does not bite; that's your job.
Start with the Wiki definition, then if you like the taste of things you can get further information from the following sauces:

• Originating Website, including Henderson's open letter sent to the Kansas Board of Education
• Henderson news article
• Sampling of Evidence in Support of the FSM
• The Creators of International Talk Like A Pirate Day give their support to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
• The dangers of creationism in education

Once you have become accustomed to the flavour of the religion, you can simmer in topics of reverence such as The Spaghetti Constant, which should tie you over 'til suppertime.

RAmen

[AlanH]

Yarrr!

Been a fan fer narry 3 years... savvy?

Ye be missing the link proving global warming is caused by a lack of Pirates. There's a good graph hidden on the main site.

[Born_again]

Avast me hearty! The link was posted.

Sampling of Evidence in Support of the FSM

You'll find it under the thesisPIRACY AS A PREVENTOR[sic] OF TROPICAL CYCLONES


RAmen

[JonyDarko]

This is made of pure WIN. Good to see other Pastafarians.

[Jo]

I shoulda known you guys would be fellow Pastafarians!

[normaM]

I think I'm more into googlism

[Born_again]

I think I'm more into googlism

I think that is just fine, normaM, providing your googling does not go noodling with search terms such as "anti-pasta" or "rice".
Word has it that you have worn a pirate costume before at that party(we won't go into the sordid details), so perhaps your true spirituality is at the al dente stage of awaredness.
Remember .........


RAmen

[normaM]

I was funning with the FSM crowd when the rest of you were in short pants
The costume rumor is untrue - I read the invite wrong so went as a wrench

[Born_again]

I heard that the first FSM party Nebula went to cover he turned up as the pasta press!


RAmen

[Nebula]

Very good.

What I didn't know when I was invited to that party is that the attendees were part of a Pastafaria nudist subset and they were all gleefully letting their fettucine hang out. And they were quite sauced, to boot.

[Born_again]

:dyinglaughing: Very good.

What I didn't know when I was invited to that party is that the attendees were part of a Pastafaria nudist subset and they were all gleefully letting their fettucine hang out. And they were quite sauced, to boot.

I'll bet your late arrival precluded you from sampling the fettuccine al dente. Flaccid pasta is an acquired taste, and the realm of the inexperienced.


RAmen

[Nebula]

Please let this be