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I found Jesus!
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Mr Danksworth
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I found Jesus!
Jesus has been found through the power of science! Hellajewya!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -Mars.html
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... -Mars.html
Nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and nothing is as laughable as people who think otherwise.
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I Think
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Re: I found Jesus!
Great picture of a carrot in the other article.
We're lost but we're making good time.
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Mr Danksworth
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Re: I found Jesus!
NSFW? 
I will now wait for the concern trolls to complain about the damaging image.
Waht eef my keeds were in the room? How would I explain a carrot with a penis?
I will now wait for the concern trolls to complain about the damaging image.
Waht eef my keeds were in the room? How would I explain a carrot with a penis? Nothing on the Internet is so serious it can't be laughed at, and nothing is as laughable as people who think otherwise.
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wthwyt
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Re: I found Jesus!
Knew he would lose is way back. Could someone send a taxi and pick him up. Damn fool. Oops darn fool.
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Bsuds
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Re: I found Jesus!
Nice Mountains.
I got Married because I was sick and tired of finishing my own sentences.
That's worked out great for me!
That's worked out great for me!
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wthwyt
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Re: I found Jesus!
Bsuds wrote:Nice Mountains.
Damn your right. Cancel the taxi.
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I Think
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Re: I found Jesus!
Mr Danksworth wrote:How would I explain a carrot with a penis?
Just tell em god works in mysterious ways.
We're lost but we're making good time.
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Phoenix Within
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Re: I found Jesus!
I already told you guys before.. if you're looking for jesus, he's next to Waldo and Bin Laden.
So I love the Okanagan but it's a place best enjoyed from atop a very large pile of $100 bills. - Spocky
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AlanH
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Re: I found Jesus!
You just haven't lived until you have seen Jesus on your dogs butt...
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steven lloyd
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Re: I found Jesus!
AlanH wrote:You just haven't lived until you have seen Jesus on your dogs butt...
You're gonna go to hell for that.-
AlanH
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Re: I found Jesus!
steven lloyd wrote:
One convenience of being Agnostic is, I am aware that after a life on non-servitude, and once finally faced with actual proof of God's existence upon arriving at St. Peters gates, I can then conveniently repent all sins that are applicable according to the Bible. No hell for me, I have plausible denyability in my court.