Jokes and Pictures
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Jokes and Pictures
What's a dog's favourite job?
A rufferee :eyeballspin:
A rufferee :eyeballspin:
Truths can be backed up by facts - do you have any?
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
Fancy this, Fancy that and by the way, T*t for Tat
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Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of wool?
She had mittens.
She had mittens.
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What do ya call a dog with no legs?
dont matter he wont come anyway
dont matter he wont come anyway
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Terrible, Roadster! How about this one.. (heheehee)
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
Sparky!!
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel balls?
Sparky!!
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Thats worse then mine
Thats worse then mine
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How do ya make a dog sound like a cat?
Close yer eyes if yer sensitive about yer dog,,,,,,,,,,
Put him in the freezer for three days and then put him on the table saw,,,,MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW!
Close yer eyes if yer sensitive about yer dog,,,,,,,,,,
Put him in the freezer for three days and then put him on the table saw,,,,MEEEEEEEEEEOOOOW!
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Hey, can we post pics of our animals here too or is it just for joke pics?
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I know how to make a cat sound like a dog but you'll have to PM if you don't know the answer.
(Not going to post cruel jokes about pets in a pet-loving forum!)
(Not going to post cruel jokes about pets in a pet-loving forum!)
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Good idea. Maybe the pet pics thread can be brought over or another fresh one started here?Roadster wrote:Hey, can we post pics of our animals here too or is it just for joke pics?
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Might as well haul over the original pet pics thread. Jo?
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Ok, well I am gonna put a pic of my new pup here for now. I got a cool shot of her today.
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Such a dog's life he has... with his own pillow... on my $$ mattress!!
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Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.