Jokes and Pictures
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This came through my email the other day.
Two of the greatest qualities in life are:
1. Patience
2. Wisdom
~D
Two of the greatest qualities in life are:
1. Patience
2. Wisdom
~D
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awesome moment for revengeCoffeeCanuck wrote:
getting to pee on the dog...for its own goooooood...lol :dyinglaughing:
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"No one has the right to apologize for something they did not do, and no one has the right to accept an apology if the wrong was not done to them."
- Douglas Murray
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This is a small pic, but it's on the click animal rescue site today and it made me smile.

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NEWFOUNDLAND 911
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. How may I help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's hiding drugs
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open every piece of wood, but found no drugs. They swore at Mike, he swore at
them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, buddy."
"Hello, is this the RCMP?"
"Yes. How may I help you?"
"I'm calling to report my neighbour, Mike Fitzpatrick! He's hiding drugs
inside his firewood."
"Thank you very much for the call, sir."
The next day, the RCMP SWAT team officers descended on Mike's house.
They searched the shed where the firewood was kept. Using axes, they busted
open every piece of wood, but found no drugs. They swore at Mike, he swore at
them, and then they left.
The next day, the phone rang at Mike's house...
"Hey, Mike! Did the RCMP come to your house?"
"Yeah!"
"Did they chop your firewood?"
"Yep."
"Merry Christmas, buddy."
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- feistres Goruchaf y Bwrdd
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Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Those were great 12hb...love the beagle.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBQO6zr ... re=channel[/youtube]
~D
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIBQO6zr ... re=channel[/youtube]
~D

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Learning how to walk in new boots ... poor pooch doesn't look thrilled
http://ca.pets.yahoo.com/video-booba-an ... s-23305400
http://ca.pets.yahoo.com/video-booba-an ... s-23305400
Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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Dance as if no one's watching, sing as if no one's listening, and live everyday as if it were your last.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass. It's about learning to dance in the rain.
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It's not the color of your skin that matters,it's the color of your blood.
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It's not the color of your skin that matters,it's the color of your blood.
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It's not the color of your skin that matters,it's the color of your blood.