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Post by ajjj1972 »

I wanted my 100th post to be light! So I thought, why not post a joke! So here you go! Enjoy!


Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one

When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got
home was
take off my pants," he said. "I gave them to your mother and
told her to
put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she
said to me
that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too
large. "I told her, "of course they're too big. I wear the
pants in this
family and I always will.

"Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem."
Jack took his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone
after the
wedding, he did the same thing; took off his pants, gave them
to Jill >and
told her to put them on. Jill said that the pants were too big
and she
couldn't possibly wear them.

Exactly," replied Jack. "I wear the pants in this
relationship and I
always will. I don't want you to forget that."
Jill paused and removed her panties and gave them to Jack.
"Try these on,"
she said, so he tried them on but they were too small.

"I can't possibly get into your panties," said Jack. "Exactly," replied Jill. "And if you don't change your f*cking
attitude, you never will."
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.

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